Do you re-read text messages too?

So you're into this guy and he texts you all the time or well, initially all the time and then after he's slept with you, then barely any. I'm talking about you analyzing the texts he sends you. I’m not even going to explain it because, to my fellow text analyzers out there, you know who you are and what I’m talking about.  So far I’ve wasted two years, three months, four weeks and one day on it. And they say fags are addictive. I’m yet to kick either but my money’s on the fags going first.

Just saying…